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Hermaphroditeee
It didn't surprise me that I crossed Kate's path at the End Up in San Francisco. A striking female with hair longer than her skirt and purple stilettos as tall as Coit Tower tried to flirt with my...
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Is God Black or White?
Monday, January 17th marked Martin Luther King Day. We went up to Twin Peaks for a spectacular view of the city. The day was crisp and clear, yet a thick layer of fog swallowed up the ocean and moved...
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Was that Zorro???
Streets of San Francisco, BEWARE. Zorro is on the loose. The hatted-bandit escaped out of the painting in my living room in the form of a woman's body, along with a side-kick guitarrista. They were...
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Are Those Your Underwear?
So, I just got off work, scored superb parking on my street right in front of my corner store, Third World Market, and went in for the usual mega-deal on two bottles of Barefoot wine for 12 bones. I...
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I'm Not in Kansas Anymore
You gotta love Lucky 13 on Market St. I always seem to make best friends with weirdos there. I remember once I went there, and had the whole bar convinced that I was the street sweeper! Drunk people...
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E-e-vil Woman....
I have a confession to make.The other day I was shopping at Ross on Geary, scrutinizing a $3 wooden hair brush under florescent lights, when this gypsy woman walked by and seriously looked inside of...
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Fight for my Bike!!!
I can't even believe this just happened right now. I just bought my bike back for $40! This afternoon, I came back from work to find my bike and my roommate's bike gone from our building!Tonight, I was...
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Here's to Die Antwoord
Sad but true, that weird little dude that is part of the really random band, Die Antwoord, died this week. I really never knew if he was a goblin or a real human - but it is totally fucked up that he...
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Got Meth?
I went to see my sister's fiance's band, Tater Famine, play in the Santa Cruz mountains not too long ago...and met a really fine guy... Damn was he twacked out. I couldn't really get over the way he...
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Bachlorette or Bachelor?
So, one of my best friends got married recently, and we threw an awesome party for her in Hollywood. My only concern was this semi-cute but semi-creepy dude trying to dance on a stripper pole with my...
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